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Andy Rooney

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It's fun to save stuff
By Andy Rooney
(This classic Rooney column was originally published March 8, 1991.)

AMERICANS USED to routinely put some of their weekly pay in a savings account.

Now, they depend on their company’s retirement plan, Social Security and luck. None of these are as safe as we used to think they were, and we don’t trust savings banks, either.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011 7:22 PM | Updated ( Tuesday, November 22, 2011 7:32 PM )
 
So many things, so little space

(We are reprinting a classic Andy Rooney column originally published March 3, 1985.)

IT SEEMS as though the rooms we live in are getting smaller, with fewer places to store things, and the things we have to store are getting bigger and more numerous. Take the kitchen, for example. It’s OK for inventors to keep inventing gadgets, but when are they going to start inventing some new places to put them? The drip coffeemaker may be handier than the old coffeepot, but it takes up twice as much room and it’s all counter space.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011 7:29 PM
 
Good wastebasket not a work of art

(Editor’s note: Andy Rooney, legendary “60 Minutes” commentator known for his humorous and contentious television essays and newspaper columns, died Nov. 4 at the age of 92.  This is one of his past columns on the seemingly simple subject of wastebaskets.)

By Andy Rooney

THERE ARE certain things in our lives we all use, but which should not have much attention called to themselves.
An example is the wastebasket. Wastebaskets play an increasingly important part in our lives as the proliferation of paper threatens to bury us before we can throw it out, but a wastebasket is a strictly utilitarian object.
Any attempt to make it a work of art is an unnatural act. Why, then, have floral designs on

Tuesday, November 08, 2011 8:24 PM
 
What's right? A great deal!
By Andy Rooney

COLUMNISTS MAKE a living pointing out things that are wrong with America. There isn’t much money in talking about all the good things because it’s dull.
What are some of the things that are right with America? Let me count the ways:
We choose our leaders. We vote for officeholders all the way from minor officials in our small towns to the president of our country. Americans accept the authority of the person the majority elects, whether they voted for that person or not.
The stories in the newspapers and on television are of murder, rape, theft and fraud, but by

Tuesday, November 01, 2011 2:46 PM | Updated ( Tuesday, November 01, 2011 2:48 PM )
 
You don't have to buy to have fun shopping
By Andy Rooney

THE OTHER DAY, one of those newspaper columns that gives advice on how to lose weight, make money and live happily ever after gave some suggestions on how to stay within a budget when we’re shopping. The suggestions were to shop alone, stick to a list and don’t shop for food when we’re hungry.
The only part I accept is the advice to shop alone.
I like to shop alone because I don’t want to move through a store at anyone else’s pace. If an

Tuesday, October 25, 2011 2:43 PM | Updated ( Tuesday, October 25, 2011 2:46 PM )
 
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